your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
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