very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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