Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
Randomize
