he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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