my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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