Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
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