I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
it's great music for shaving your balls
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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