I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
Randomize