i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
Randomize