Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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