The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
Why is your signature on my underwear?
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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