so explain again why im purple
no
I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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