you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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