im gay
i know
yea but for you.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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