the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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