Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
Then you guys just all showered together...?
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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