Dual....:-)
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
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