Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
You're a waste of cheezeits
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
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