doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I murdered the dance floor call the cops
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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