dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
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