We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
His nipple licking is glorious
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