Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
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