im drinking this country out of the recession.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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