Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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