Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
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