Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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