ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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