so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
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