I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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