Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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