I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
Alive.
So much puke
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
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