I think i peed on brittanys purse
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
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