Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
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