i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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