matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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