It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
Randomize
