have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
