how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
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