had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
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