she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
I'm just crazy horny about you
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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