Hey man sorry I got all grabby
kristin has been a bad kristin
No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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