yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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