Only a mothe r could love this liver
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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