Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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