Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
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