you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
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