I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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