I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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