I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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