Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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