There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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