Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
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