I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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