marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
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