I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
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