All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
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