We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
My vagina just clenched in fear
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