On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
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