in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
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