why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
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