yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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